Ever think about those things that you see everyday and wonder why they are so? No? Well I don't care. These are things that have crossed my mind
I mean, come on. These thoughts will nag at me until I die. Maybe you have the answers. I will have to just figure them out as I go along.
What is a casbah and why would I want to rock it?
Judging from that picture there, I'd say that a Casbah is the dance that happens when a Hassidic Jew and an Arab meet up, which I wish was true because it would makes a lot easier for Colin Powell. I have no idea what a Casbah is. My best guess from a google image search is that a Casbah is a house of some kind, so I deduce that the Clash was a big fan of destructive earthquakes. Either that or the Casbah is like a king or something and he's fussy and needs to be rocked to sleep.
They brought it up.
Why is Pat Sajack so charming?
Never mind the fact that my mom almost named me Vanna. I mean, look at the guy. He's kinda dorky, but something about him is just absolutly enrapturing. His less threatening similarilty to Martin Sheen? The fact that people mentally link him to fabulous prizes? His talent not to laugh out loud when someone guesses something like "Gate to heaven KFC ponies?" Who knows? He is a mystery.
He's tapped into something.
Why is Ken so gay?
What is it about Barbie's boyfriend that just screams "I enjoy showtunes!"? I mean, his hair? It is very shinney and some of the dolls have highlights in their hair? His Nathan Lane-esque smile? His name? (My sister and I renamed him 'Steve', although that's worse.) Why is he gay? Is Barbie so shallow that she made him switch sides? We only had one Ken doll and we had to share him. Maybe it was the fact that he was treated like bargin counter meat by little girls that made him loose faith in the hetro way. I don't have anything against the gays; they provide us with some of the best entertainment out there, but still.
