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I am bored and have genoursly decided to share my gift with the world. I am a wordsmith. I write as well. Also I don't know nothing about html with is why I'm leeching off freeservers. If anyone is interested in talking to me and making a website, please contact me:-)
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Journal of apathy
7/5/02
Look who finally got up off her duff and started the healing process? I give you a clue-Charo.
Not much has changed, except for some new emotional scars and that pesky third arm I seem to be growing out of my forehead. Like you people are on tenderhooks waiting to find out what I've been doing.
What can I say but I'm back, better than ever, and in black. I spent a while moving, which is why I am never ever buying anything ever again because instead of moving I'll save time and my sanity by setting it on fire and I've rather have the money to waste on gambling and Pop Rocks. Plus there was some difficulties in setting up my desktop I had to use my laptop for internet acess. That thing isn't qualified to be a paperweight so there was no way I could do any e-work on it. If any of you want to get out of a decade or so of purgatory you can send me money for a new laptop.
Been doing some thinking and I have discover that I am the only person who has any idea what the hell I'm talkng about half the time. Like I will sometimes think that you are only good at something when you are doing it alone and it isn't important. I tried to explain that concept (which is much more complicated then that) to one of my friends and he just faked an epileptic seizure to change the subject.
As long as we are on the subject, I have forgotten how good Hamburger helper can be, but only if you are really hungry. Also if you are trying to play a joke on someone by flavoring hot tub water with mustard and putting it in the fridge as lemomade, no one will drink it. And by hiding ice cream in the freezer, you merely forget about it. I don't think I've had shrimp since last June.
Now I'm less then random. If you are the fan of this site, please don't pull your hair out. I'm gradually rebuilding. I have a job now. It make take some time. Or maybe just a night if I'm having a bout of insomnia.
Peace out,
Dani
6/12/02
The inevitable big screw-up on my part has happened. I erased something or the other and accidenty deleated a good portion of my website with one swift stroke. Sucks for me to be sure. So I'm pasting what I was able to salavge of my journal along with my essay. It's about midnight now and I am hella tired, so if you all don't mind I"m gonna fix this site later.
Peace out,
Dani
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Could there be any other greater inspiration, guidance, and grace then Queen V herself (Victoria if you're nasty).
I will, once I clean thing up a bit, do a section called my past lives, where you can find out about my past lives. I found out about these former existances by consulting a Oujia board that was on sale for 7.99 at the K-Mart. Yes I'm being sarcastic, I know that doesn't translate well in text, but the article should be fun. Check back soon for it. |
Email maybe? You can't find time to email your mother from a past life?
Now that's a surreal thought. What if we did know each other in a past life? Sort of makes you want to contact me huh? Tie up a few loose ends.
Go to fark sometimes. It's hella good
Now for the email....
Please email me at mariscrane@doctor.com
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